Yesterday was not a good day in my mother’s kitchen, I’m
afraid. First, the oven door which has been a bit temperamental for a few
months now decided it didn’t want to shut. So my father decided to slam it,
with the almost inevitable consequence that the glass hob lid dropped. Although
the glass didn’t break, thankfully, it did break its hinges, meaning the
automatic cut-off switch at the back (only depressed when the lid is in the up
position) is permanently in the off position and the hob won’t work.
Given the age of the cooker and the state of the oven door
hinge, which isn’t good, there’s no real point in doing anything than accepting
the appliance is at the end of its useful life. So the rest of today will be
spent shopping for a new one. That is, of course, after the eye tests we
already have scheduled for my wife and myself. No doubt that will result in new
specs for both of us and that’s yet another expense.
Ah well, one of THOSE days, I guess.
Well the trip to the opticians proved expensive! Both of us DO
need new specs, and I need a pair of specialist ones just for computer use and
I must remember to change them before I leave my desk. That’ll be fun, avoiding
the broken neck!
Most people prefer their ovens not to shit ;) and there are always laxatives...
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Thank you for the correction. Now you know why an author shouldn't be let out in the wild without an editor!
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